Let’s face it, dads have horrible jokes. But sometimes, the jokes are so horrible they’re amazing.
Every once in a while, a wholesome dad joke is just good on its own. And sometimes, a dad will tell you a joke they know is terrible, but their delight in telling it somehow makes it great. Often, though, the jokes are just plain terrible and no amount of charm can save them.
In honor of Father’s Day, we’ve made a ranking of dad jokes from cringeworthy to actually funny, and grouped them for your convenience.¬†
Prepare yourself for the journey.
These are the jokes that hurt me to read and I pray I forget them immediately.
And the absolute worst for this category is:
The quips that follow weren’t great, but I survived.
And the most fine for this category is:
This section is just dedicated to puns, because dads love puns.
me: ‚ÄúWhy can‚Äôt you eat wookiee meat son?‚ÄĚ
Luke: ‚ÄúI don‚Äôt know why?‚ÄĚ
me: ‚ÄúBecause it‚Äôs too Chewy‚ÄĚ
Luke: *rolls eyes* ‚ÄúUgh, I hate your dad jokes‚ÄĚ
‚ÄĒ Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 2, 2018
What time did the kid go to the dentist?
‚ÄĒ Caleb (@keepfink221) May 3, 2018
I found these jokes amusing. Honestly.
A grasshopper walks into a bar
The bartender said, I‚Äôm going to serve you a drink named after you.
The grasshopper replies, ‚ÄúYou have a drink named Steve?!‚ÄĚ
‚ÄĒ dad jokes (@dadtellsjokes) April 25, 2018
My dad: ‚ÄúYou know how scuba divers sit on the edge of the boat and fall out backwards into the water? You know why they do that?‚ÄĚ
Me: ‚ÄúNo, why?‚ÄĚ
Him: ‚ÄúIf they went forward they‚Äôd fall in the boat!‚ÄĚ
I pause, look at him. He‚Äôs sitting there with the biggest grin. Such a dad joke pic.twitter.com/pollVoaQiE
‚ÄĒ Cade Onder (@Cade_Onder) May 4, 2018
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
‚ÄĒ dad jokes (@dadtellsjokes) April 27, 2018
And, my personal favorite:
May all the dads out there continue to refine their joke skills.¬†