A UK dad has thrown some serious shade at his teenage daughter by writing a brutal resume for her.
Lauren Moore’s father, Ian Guest, penned the hilarious CV, listing the 16-year-old’s skills as “lazy”, “late”, “rude”, “couldn’t give a f‚ÄĒk”.
The North Yorkshire school girl Tweeted the resume — which has now gone viral — along with the caption, “Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.”
The Tweet has been liked almost 2,000 times.
Her father listed her results for General Certificate of Secondary Education¬†(GCSE)¬†subjects finance and French as “FAIL”.
The cheeky dad listed his daughter’s work experience as “office assistant” at “Ian Guest’s Mortgage Advice Service”.
Mr Guest said her key responsibilities and duties were, “not listening”, “browsing Facebook”, “losing all documentation”, and “giving out all clients information to fraudsters”.
Meanwhile, her references consisted of “Ben Dover”, a “probation officer”.
But he warned, “DON’T CONTACT HIM, HE DOESN’T GIVE A F‚ÄĒK EITHER”.
Miss Moore’s friends on Twitter found the CV hilarious, although some questioned why she also posted all of her personal details to social media along with the paperwork.
“I’m screaming,” one friend Tweeted.
Meanwhile, other friends described her father as a “lad” and a “boyo”.
In a reply to one of the Tweets, Miss Moore suggested her father was “trying to get on my good side by being unfunny”.
However, according to The Sun, it seems Miss Moore’s father’s tactic worked as reverse psychology!
The newspaper has reported the school leaver, who wants to be a nurse one day, passed all of her exams.
She collected her GCSEs in English Language, grade 4, English Literature, grade 4, Fine Art, grade 5, General Studies, grade C and Maths at a grade 4.
“I asked my dad for help and he surprised me with that CV,” she told The Sun.
“I found it funny, we get on really well and we’re really close… He is just sarcastic, I was looking for just a small job and asked for some help.
“All my friends thought it was funny, they all think my dad’s weird.”