Hey, who wants some totally silly marketing news? It‚Äôs not a kitten video, but it‚Äôs something. Mashable reports that Burger King, perhaps taking its cue from that weird Olive Garden bot, has released a series of ads they claim were written by what Mashable describes as a deep-learning algorithm. They‚Äôre calling it all ‚ÄúAgency Of Robots,‚ÄĚ and perhaps we should all just move to a cave.
‚ÄúThe Whopper lives in a bun mansion, just like you. Order yourself today.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúBed of lettuce for you to sleep on. Bed of mayonnaise for extra sleep. The chicken sandwich from Burglar King. Tastes like bird.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúGender reveal bad. Tender reveal young. It is a boy bird with crispy chicken tenders from Burger Thing. Like eleven-der, but minus one. Math is tasty.‚ÄĚ
‚ÄúBurger King logo‚Äôs chicken is the new potato. We are not sorry. The potato deserved this.‚ÄĚ
That‚Äôs all. That‚Äôs all I‚Äôve got. These are funny and weird. Burger Thing is hilarious. The potato deserved this. Have a nice afternoon.