Tuesday, 13 November 2018

The Funniest Movie Quotes Of All Time

The Funniest Movie Quotes Of All Time
20 Oct

Jules: “Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.”
Vincent: “Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste good.”
Jules: “Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Vincent: “How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.”
Jules: “I don’t eat dog either.”
Vincent: “Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?”
Jules: “I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.”
Vincent: “Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?”
Jules: “Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be 10 times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?”
-Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) and Vincent (John Travolta), Pulp Fiction

Pictured: Samuel L. Jackson

Source: https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2016/07/116212/funny-movie-quotes


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