Wednesday, August 08, 2018 – 10:08 AM
Chat show host Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter users to reveal the reasons behind why they‚Äôre single and as you can expect the answers were amazing.
It’s Hashtags time! In honor of “The Bachelorette” finale, tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you’re single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!
‚ÄĒ jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018
We all have dating horror stories so when this hashtag first started trending it was bound to be hilarious.
Here are some of our favourites.
I have a cat named Her Majesty Queen Meow Meow von Buckingham III, Esq. #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ Erin (@Erin1237) August 7, 2018
I asked a cute guy if I could borrow a pen, when I finished using it, he smiled and held his hand out. I thought he wanted to hold my hand, so I did…he was just waiting for me to return his pen #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ Ann (@DontLarfAtMeh) August 7, 2018
Gave a girl a heart shaped donut on Valentine‚Äôs Day. When she said how nice it was I told her not to read too much in to it because they gave it to me for free. #whyimsingle
‚ÄĒ Rob Gill (@rgill926) August 7, 2018
I‚Äôve see too many episodes of Criminal Minds, and apparently ‚ÄúHow would you characterize your relationship with your mother?‚ÄĚ isn‚Äôt great first date material. #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ BellsyBelles (@BelleofBabble) August 7, 2018
Told the guy I was seeing at the time that I wasn‚Äôt leaving the house until I beat this game that had just came out. He asked me to go out with him to eat 2 days later and I said ‚Äúwhat did I tell you?‚ÄĚ As to which he replied: ‚Äúyou were serious?‚ÄĚ #whyimsingle
‚ÄĒ Kristina (@KaoticKristina) August 7, 2018
A cute girl at work walked by me while I was filling my water bottle. She smiled at me and rather than saying hi I let out a moan and said “Hydration am I right.” #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ Zack Feldman (@ZFelds) August 7, 2018
I told her she gave me eagles instead of butterflies #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ C.L. (@CCLoken) August 7, 2018
Once I saw a cute girl at Target, I noticed she was a nurse. So planned to ask her a ‚Äúmedical‚ÄĚ question while we were in the pharmacy section. As she turns the corner, I without looking grab the first box to ask my question. Only to realize I was in the condom aisle #WhyImSingle
‚ÄĒ Jeremiah Michael Stoneburner (@jmstoneburner) August 7, 2018
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